Notes

The next time someone 
parks their car
in a way 
that annoys you so much 
that you feel the need to leave them a note
telling them about it,
you should instead
just write them a note that says-
“Dear Jeff, now I know where to find you.
Don’t think I forgot about what you did to my little girl. 
I’ll be watching you…”
Then draw a picture of a knife at the bottom.

This way, if they are not named Jeff
they will certainly reconsider parking 
in or around this area so as not to be mistaken for Jeff
and if they are named Jeff… well, 
victory is yours.

— Dallas Clayton