This is why I am a woman…

I just spent probably thirty minutes trying to figure out why I couldn’t turn my car keys, thus preventing my car from starting. It turns out that cars have these locks that activate once in a while, and you’d have to turn the wheel before turning the key to start the car.

Here’s a shout-out to the random guy who took five minutes out of his time to help me get home in time to catch a House rerun and educate me on automobile awareness: Norfolk Freemason Parking Garage dude, thanks a lot.

Also, I got the weirdest voice mail ever. Whoever happens to have an extremely loud alarm clock and blew their nose right after they woke up, please tell me who the hell you are so I can congratulate you for making my day.