It’s not particularly to make a statement about, “Oh look at me and my superior vision reigning down to your lowly level of near/far sightedness aren’t I so insightful inspiring and real oho~”, because that’s not the way I see it. I don’t wear them because it’s “cool to be the kid with glasses”,…

I swear to god, I have a sort of specs fetish. More than half of the people I’ve dated have worn glasses. The other half, I told them to wear glasses sometimes even though they didn’t need it anyway. I just think that glasses really do improve someone’s looks. :) My significant other is semi-blind without his glasses. He obsessively cleans them too, which I didn’t really understand until I stole them, put my fingerprints on them and asked him why he had to clean them every time there were prints on them. He simply said, “Well, these are my eyes!” And I understood.

I always wanted to have glasses, but my vision was never really bad enough. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t try to ruin my eyes anyway. READING IN THE DARK FTW. But it never really worked. The BF told me to get fake glasses once, but I couldn’t stomach to get them, because I WANTED TO FEEL LEGIT, MAN. xD And, I guess, I do feel like I’d be mocking their pain of not seeing.

If I ever got glasses, they’d be, like, really light sunglasses that looked like eyeglasses. Just so I can say that they serve some sort of function. xD