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  1. I WILL FIGHT YOU

    When Jake awoke, he was in a bathtub filled with ice, an unnecessarily long scar where his liver should’ve been.

    Towering above him, a man in a ski mask, a bloodied scalpel still in his hand.  Seeing that his victim had awoken, he put the knife down, running his hands through the sink.

    “Dude, what the hell?”  Jake asked, not all too pleased with the removal of his vital organs, consent explicitly not given, at that.  ”I was using those.”

    The man ignored Jake and wiped his hands off.  Picking up a fine pair of kidneys from the operating table, he slipped his hands into them, rolling his fingers as he tested out his new boxing gloves.  The man turned to Jake.

    “I will fight you.”

    Darkly-humorous billiance taken from a DD given on DeviantArt today… I wish my thoughts were worded as good as that.

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