Let me put it this way.

emonerdcore:

mimisaurus:

emonerdcore:

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acreepingpurplemange:

mimisaurus:

emonerdcore:

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emonerdcore:

M get your shit together, we would make awesome roommates.

YOU WON’T EVEN GET ME A JOB.

Cause your Shit aint straight.

You make Baby Jesus cry. See, I shouldn’t be stripping when I can be selling books.

You can room up with me!  You can float on clouds, right?

That makes five people who want to room with me. o_o ME = BEST ROOMMATE EVAR?

Well for me, its either you or walking in on a sex scene that I don’t even begin to want to imagine.

Well, Joe looks like the kind of guy that would tell you if he and Matt are going to sex it up that night or something. He’s considerate enough! And tell him the living room and kitchen are off limits, because your couch and counters are unsanitary anyway. D;

Couch sex is pretty fun though, and honestly your bed isn’t much cleaner.

Tell him you spilt beer on it. Three weeks ago.