October 2011
I don't care how crazy I look right now, but I am...
I am slightly tipsy and this is AWESOME. Smith’s Beachy Head is so fucking BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYYYYSSS. This is making me happy.
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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That Moment When Someone Has Music On Their...
crazyredfedora: And it automatically plays. Ugh.
Oct 1st
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ambitious-monkey replied to your post: So, yeah, I basically feel like useless dead weight to everyone constantly. don’t let your parents get you down, just try and maintain your sunny disposition That’s pretty much impossible to do in private, Ben. :)
Oct 1st
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Fuck it.
Me: I may have used my knitting needle to stir my rum and coke up.
Keith: Haha. You're already an old maid!
Me: damn straight
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Makin' lumpia! Like practically stand-alone this...
addie-chi: Hope everyone likes it.  I hope I could be there… but oh wait, I just got yelled at and basically imprisoned in my house forever.
Oct 1st
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September 2011
NVM, Community always makes me feel better.
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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So, yeah, I basically feel like useless dead...
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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“Teach me how to dougie, Mimi!”
– My sister. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DOUGIE.
Sep 30th
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That awkward moment when your former high school...
And they’re ALL NURSES. ALL OF THEM. O___O 
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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“The level of unplanned pregnancies among young people is a major global issue,...”
– Young people worldwide having more unsafe sex - Health - Sexual health - msnbc.com Thank you so much abstinence only evangelicals and anti-condom Catholics. You have achieved another disservice to humanity. -FA (via friendlyatheist)
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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...If Neil Gaiman ever answers my ask, I would be...
Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseeee
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And, also, the Romantics should have a sitcom.
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort: mimisaurus: sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort: mimisaurus: Wordsworth would be the hipster who is too cool for everyone else, but is secretly making millions off the stock market. Coleridge would be the pothead junkie figure. Mary and Percy Shelley would be the couple who always break up but get back together again. Byron would try to sleep with everyone and...
Sep 29th
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And, also, the Romantics should have a sitcom.
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort: mimisaurus: Wordsworth would be the hipster who is too cool for everyone else, but is secretly making millions off the stock market. Coleridge would be the pothead junkie figure. Mary and Percy Shelley would be the couple who always break up but get back together again. Byron would try to sleep with everyone and succeed. Keats would be the hopeless romantic...
Sep 29th
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And, also, the Romantics should have a sitcom.
pinstripe: mimisaurus: Wordsworth would be the hipster who is too cool for everyone else, but is secretly making millions off the stock market. Coleridge would be the pothead junkie figure. Mary and Percy Shelley would be the couple who always break up but get back together again. Byron would try to sleep with everyone and succeed. Keats would be the hopeless romantic who is in love with...
Sep 29th
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And, also, the Romantics should have a sitcom.
Wordsworth would be the hipster who is too cool for everyone else, but is secretly making millions off the stock market. Coleridge would be the pothead junkie figure. Mary and Percy Shelley would be the couple who always break up but get back together again. Byron would try to sleep with everyone and succeed. Keats would be the hopeless romantic who is in love with this one chick but her...
Sep 29th
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turdrockfromthesun replied to your quote: No… Heathcliff would kick Mr. Rochester’s ass. and then they’d gang up and beat the shit out of mr. darcy Dude. EVERYONE would just beat the shit out of Mr. Darcy. Or they could just unleash Rochester’s mad ex-wife to cannibalize him.
Sep 29th
“No… Heathcliff would kick Mr. Rochester’s ass.”
– My professor. IT’S FUNNY CAUSE IT’S TRUE.
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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That awkward moment when you feel guilty for...
Bah. That’s never going to happen again this semester.
Sep 29th
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zanderpants-deactivated20121228 asked: 7,000 followers on The TARDIS! Celebrate!
Sep 29th
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Is Rape Funny? →
everytwominutes: A Helpful Resource.
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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“Back to wizards and Hufflepuffs and magical beasts… To goblins and ghosts...”
– My sister, singing Going Back to Hogwarts. She REALLY likes Hufflepuffs, you guys.
Sep 28th
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randompostings: I’m posting this: In response to these statuses:   …I can’t even. FACEPALM TO ETERNITY.
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort: mimisaurus replied to your post: I can’t wrap my head around the fact that David Tennant is forty years old. Seriously? This makes him even more attractive to me. ;D Yes BUT IT’S DISORIENTING BECAUSE HE LOOKED HARDLY THIRTY TO ME RIGHT NOW. And watching him as Ten, I thought he was in his late twenties when he played Ten. HE’S A FUCKING TIME LORD AND HE DOESN’T...
Sep 27th
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I just realized that when I get married, I'll most...
As an act of defiance. No, mom, I’m not changing my mind.
Sep 27th
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