Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...– George Carlin
Halley on making English class more interesting:
Teacher: What can you tell me about Katherine Ann Porter, Miss Reed?
Halley: She was friends with Hermann Goering.
Teacher: And who was Hermann Goering?
Halley: He was a fatass.
I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients...– Dr. Gregory House
tuneage: Ben Folds - “You Don’t Know Me”...
Oh Mr. Sandman. Bring me a dream.
littlepillbox: “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You...
It’s German, Deutschbag! Linguistic fail!– Anon. LOL, DEUTSCHBAG.
For TV. Damn you, college! I get to miss the premieres of House, Ugly Betty AND Pushing Daisies. See, this is why I love the Bravo network. They REPLAY their damn shows. Anyways… House on Tuesday, Ugly Betty on Thursday, Pushing Daisies next Wednesday! Project Runway is still going strong, I can at least watch that…. I think there are about five of them left. Can’t wait to see...
Love means never having to say I’m sorry when you kick them in the nuts.– Me on a conversation about Keith’s OC
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack came down and...– Von
That's what most of them say... But I can assure...
CWnerd12 says: well
CWnerd12 says: good for you
[ɱiɱikiƿs✖] says: It's the story...
[ɱiɱikiƿs✖] says: but up until now I don't really know how i even managed to get him. xD
CWnerd12 says: I thought you got brutally murdered and Carsten then touched you and brought you back to life.
Note to self:
After this one, no more commissions until Christmas.
An Observation About Working From Home
alexblagg: The earlier you actually shower and get dressed, the more productive your day will be. You will never perform at your true potential while sitting in front of a computer monitor naked and in your own filth. Truth, actually. I noticed this personally.
Always full of surprises. So I get a C on a Public Speaking quiz. On COMMON SENSE questions. Oddly, I don’t feel as upset as I should be. Maybe because I forgot to study for it beforehand and the knowledge that I can drop the freaking grade at the end of the semester. Anyways, got a German test tomorrow that I WILL study for. And I need to organize my notes. Woo~
Here's to you guys...
To all you guys who sit down with their girlfriends every Wednesday night at 9pm, tune in to Bravo and pretend it’s a chore… When they really do like watching it. :) Straight guys who watch Project Runway? Cheers. :) (via ProjectRungay)
So, Mimi, how was your day?
Oh, hi! I drove alone today for the first time and completely forgot to tell my boyfriend (and myself, until my dad got home) about it. Unfortunately, I scratched my mom’s car on some idiot’s trailer because I underestimated the width of his turn and stupid me went through the intersection anyways. Well, at least I’m not dead or worse, the car didn’t suffer through much...
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
The free bird leaps on the back of the win and floats downstream till the current ends and dips his wings in the orange sun rays and dares to claim the sky. But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing. The caged bird sings with fearful trill of the things unknown but longed for still...
Why do I have this imagination? It’s the only one I’ve got!– — Neil Gaiman Oh, how I wish I have this man’s brain. Or live in it.
I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the...– Kafka That Obscure Object (via lolila)
178. Believe it or not, a museum is a great place...
rulesformyunbornson: It’s cool, quiet, and full of water fountains.