September 2008
August 2008
DeviantArt on John McCain's Running Mate, Sarah...
Spazoflife: Did you just hear the acceptance speech? She sounds like exactly what she is and should be: A mother of 5 and a hockey-mom. It's such a desperate and pathetic move by McCain. I hope he just shot himself in the foot.
HisnameisDaveyoufool: Ten bucks says he cheats on his wife again with this woman.
mngamojemo: Fifteen says his wife cheats on him with this woman.
Have YOU googled yourself today?
“There are 7,625 people in the U.S. with the first name Mimi.
There are 7,625 people in the U.S. with the first name Mimi.
More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Mimi are female.
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Mimi Jamora.
There are fewer than 336 people in the U.S. with the last name Jamora.”
I am a unique and special snowflake… In America...
“…And that, not because he’s handsome, Nelly, but because he’s...”
– Catherine Earnshaw from Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights
From Pushing Daisies:
Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around!
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Well then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotion heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and gives you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety comes shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breathe again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do, if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: [smiles] So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thought.
Mom, I think our HP printer might be mentally...
Tonight, Mimi gets to vent a little. I apologize if this post seems more random than it should be. My writing is just all over the place lately. You should check out my journal entry for English 111. It was NOT pretty.
For some reason, I can’t get myself to actually communicate with my parents when I get home from school. I act apathetic in front of them. I disobey them in a very...
“I NEED A FUCKING DRINK.”
– A lot of people (via freeminds)
Because I wanted to emphasize it, Jess. xD
“There are no maps. You can’t map a sense of humor. Anyways, what is a...”
– Terry Pratchett
I wish it wasn't true, but...
I’m officially addicted to annoying people on Facebook. :)
Anyways, I’m off to school today. O_O HOLY CRAP!
“Everything’s -licious. Even -licious is -licious. If I have to hear that...”
– Leanne Marshall of PR5, talking about this guy. Who seems to think he’s the next Christian Siriano with the catchphrase.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
When Jake awoke, he was in a bathtub filled with ice, an unnecessarily long scar where his liver should’ve been. Towering above him, a man in a ski mask, a bloodied scalpel still in his hand. Seeing that his victim had awoken, he put the knife down, running his hands through the sink. “Dude, what the hell?” Jake asked, not all too pleased with the removal of his vital organs,...
Bookstore Shenanigans or How I Managed To Write My...
So I got my books yesterday… All $615.50 worth of it. Damn you, need for proper education. I now have $2900 left in my bank account. I do love the smell of new textbooks though. It’s probably going to be the scent of my Amorentia potion.
Anyways, I had a little moment of real-world noobishness. I found a bunch of checks that was issued to me by my bank when I made my account with...
“I made my mother cry for the lulz!”
– Carsten
Kidding, of course! I love his mom. :)
Coincidence...
In the 19th century, the famous horror writer, Egdar Allan Poe, wrote a book called ‘The narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym’. It was about four survivors of a shipwreck who were in an open boat for many days before they decided to kill and eat the cabin boy whose name was Richard Parker. Some years later, in 1884, the yawl, Mignonette, foundered, with only four survivors, who were in an...
CWnerd12:
I have caught on to your diabolical plot for world domination! You may have the army of my ancestors infiltrated but you cannot take my FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CWnerd12:
brb, need to tell the King of Norway his penguin is a double-agent.
Halley, of course, foiling my plans to replace Norway's government with a Penguincracy. Now I'll have to hire better agents, curse you! I wonder how often they give awards to Flamingos...
“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe...”
– John Lennon (via misscedar)
A note for the following week:
Draw. Draw. Draw. Draw. Draw. Draw. Draw. Draw.
Or in other words, make most of time. I’ve got this feeling of incompleteness upon opening my WIP folder: artwork that I wanted to do
One week ‘til school opens for me, eep! I need to create more stuff before my year-and-a-half long summer ends. Although I am looking forward to sitting in a desk again. The only problem is that all the...
“we need steve irwin to host the event, sucks he’s dead, he’d be the...”
– Random guy on Facebook talking about horrid shoes
142,857 →
nostrich:
The number 142,857 is a cyclic number, which means multiplying it by anything between 2 and 6 will result in a cyclic permutation of itself.
How about that.
Also now known as the coolest number ever. Next to 42.
Thread about Georgia on DeviantArt:
Guy1: Damn, when I first saw this I thought Russia was trying to invade Georgia, the US state, not Georgia, the country... To be honest, I'm kind of interested how this will go.
Guy2: Me too. I'm a horrible person.
Guy 3: So did Bush. He was talking to Putin during the Olympic opening ceremony; Putin said "we just bombed Georgia", and Bush said "But that's a red state! Bomb California instead!". Laura Bush was sitting there going "George, honey, just watch the pretty lights", shaking her head in embarrassment.
Bush jokes never get old. : )
“Writing is a matter of finding the appropriate balance between dinosaurs and...”
– Michael Swanwick
Louise's Website or The Cue For Me To Make My Own →
All Your Base Are Belong to Jesus.
BRB, off to Jesus Camp for the weekend. .-.
