January 2009
I HAVE A PIE IN THE OVEN AND I CAN'T FIND MY OVEN...
MUST. GET. PIE. OUT. OF. OVEN. BEFORE. 2009.
I dunno, CNN. "Show us your party" sounds like...
(via inothernews)
GAH, I MISSED HALF OF IT. See, I have to look at Tumblr to see what’s worth watching on TV.
December 2008
sufjanssteven:
avedanke:
Rilo Kiley: Does He...
My New Year's Resolutions:
1. Keep my room clean
2. Be ready for when I turn 18. :)
3. Make the rest up as I go along.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
I wish I remembered the mathematical tricks I learned in the fourth grade.
something about love.
professionalwidow:
Love is not that perfect little thing in movies and books, all wrapped up in it’s pretty package and holiday paper. No, love is scarred. Love is terrifying. Love rises and falls, leaving it’s survivors to cower in the wake. Love comes with chains and rejoicing. Love is flawed and perfect. It comes when we are not expecting it, and hides behind dumpsters when we search...
SANTA'S SLEIGH: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. Merry...
Lyzander Dilag says: I think santa drives a TARDIS
Lyzander Dilag says: "NORAD intelligence reports indicate that Santa does not experience time the way we do. His Christmas Eve trip seems to take 24 hours to us, but to Santa it might last days, weeks or even months. Santa would not want to rush the important job of delivering presents to children and spreading Christmas to everyone, so the only logical conclusion is that Santa somehow functions within his own time-space continuum."
Lyzander Dilag says: which would also explain how all those gifts fit in there
Lyzander Dilag says: it's bigger on the inside
Lyzander Dilag says: Santa is a Time Lord
“I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot...”
– Lemony Snicket (via galacticsimian) (via professionalwidow)
Who doesn’t love Snicket? :)
From me to you, Virginia Beach Best Buy Geek...
Seriously.
The people at Best Buy are complete and utter retards. It seems that whatever computer knowledge they had, they left back in the deep-fryer at McDonald’s. Had to go back to the store THREE times today, twice for the recovery disk thingies and on both occasions, they still have not had them done. As I’m typing this, I’m sitting with a big, beautiful machine beside me...
rulesformyunbornson:
REQUIRED LISTENING: Shirley...
“CONGRATULATIONS! You have won an advanced signed copy of the Pushing Daisies...”
– MY MIND. CANNOT. COMPREHEND.
This is madness.
(inb4 this is Sparta.)
The United States has refused to sign a... →
Hey, guys, guess what? I’m going to be arrested very soon for taking G-d’s name in vain!
HALLELUJAH!
'The Quiet World' In an effort to get people to look into each other's eyes more, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover and proudly say I only...
The proof that we are BFFLs:
Lyzander Dilag says: also, I tripped out last night from the lack of having a workshop
Lyzander Dilag says: I raided my closet and found a hat
Lyzander Dilag says: which I modified into sort of an airman's flightcap
Lyzander Dilag says: i want you so bad
Lyzander Dilag says: ohshit
Lyzander Dilag says: my bad
Lyzander Dilag says: not for you
Lyzander Dilag says: XDDDDDDDDDD
[mimisaurus] says: WUTEHFUCK
Lyzander Dilag says: I said my bad!
Lyzander Dilag says: anyway
[mimisaurus] says: xD did you mistake chat windows?
Lyzander Dilag says: yes
Lyzander Dilag says: yes I did
“So, talk about cruel irony. I was talking to this guy a few weeks ago and he was...”
– Michael. TRUE STORY.
“A birthdate of 03/09/1991 indicates that you or your co-applicant is 17 years...”
– Bank of America, crushing my hopes and dreams (for the moment).
professionalwidow:
Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
...
IT FINALLY HAPPENED! →
I got myself a Twitter account. Which will probably be empty most of the time.