November 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My old sketchbook is soaked on the bottom with something that I can’t identify. Why is it that whenever I prohibit someone from putting something drinkable in my bag, they don’t listen? I still have no idea who the culprit is.
Well, on to the next one. And I’m sure as hell not carrying that one around without keeping a sharp eye on who puts liquids in my bag.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type...
– Isaac Asimov (via randominternet)
professionalwidow:
“You aren’t going to be his first, last or his only. He’s loved before, he will again. But if he loves you now, what else matters? He’s not perfect. You aren’t either. The two of you will never be perfect but if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He is not...
A shoutout to my SPD 100 seatmate:
Today, a friend in my Public Speaking class randomly related a chunk of his life to me while we were walking from the classroom to the mall. Earlier in the class, he’d confessed that he had been homeless twice (!!!) after another classmate of ours made a speech about it. He elaborated the story to me afterwards, from getting kicked out by his parents to sleeping in post offices. Maybe...
I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy!
– Facebook Flair
I've never been too much of a fan of voter... →
cwnerd12:
I think this is why. Majorities can eat minorities alive. Luckily that’s why we have courts that can put the b& hammer to that sort of crap.
Next up: America arrests people who take G-d’s name(TM) in vain.
That’s the way Democracy works, however, it doesn’t make it seem any less stupid and annoying.
Kiss her or keep her? →
I left that running for more than a week now.
Today, I learned...
How to write a history paper, Chicago style. Take THAT MLA and APA!
In which Rose tries to stop the Doctor from going...
Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.
Doctor: And I haven't, which makes me the better person, don't you think? And they can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.
What are the stages of death? Something, something, something, something…...
– Olive Snook
(Right now, I’m in the middle of bargaining and anger.)
If the Jonas Brothers starred in a Twilight movie directed by Chuck Norris about...
– Someone’s Flair Board
Commandment for the day:
Stay away from Facebook or suffer the consequences.
EDIT: Never mind, broke it after five seconds of posting.
In Binary:
01001010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101101 01101001 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110...
The ties that bind us are sometimes impossible to explain. They connect us even...
– Meredith Grey from Grey’s Anatomy
Olbermann on Gay Marriage and Proposition 8:
It’s BEAUTIFUL, ladies and gentlemen. Just simply beautiful. In an age where we have made countless civil rights landmarks, such remarks are very needed. Spread the love, people! <3
Whoever's idea was it that I get evening classes...
I can’t finish that sentence because I’d be willing something bad to happen to my own parents.
Be thankful you’re not building a schedule exclusively around evening classes, because I’m trying to build the perfect schedule, and it’s giving me a headache. At least I have a FOUR HOUR DRAWING CLASS (!!!) on Saturdays probably with a friend. Enough time to hang out...
You know you're completely devoted to your foreign...
Slade: Hey, Mimi, do you have the study guide for our test?
Me: Uhhhh... yeah... but...
Slade: What?
Me: Part of it is in German.
Slade: What the hell?
(Sorry, Slade. xD)
Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where...
– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (via littleghost) (via bellechoses)
Did anyone else find it weird...
That gas dropped to $1.99 ON ELECTION DAY? I didn’t even know about it until I saw the signs over the gas station this morning and my parents told me that it did.
</in b4 “Get a job so you can buy your own gas, slacker.”>
I can’t get one, YET. Besides, I’m punished by the prices of college books. :(
Also, I found a huge Heineken truck parked in front of a...